Rezzing [Insert Baddies Name Here]

And a rift forms.

Orphin — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 22:27:52 +0000

Well the time has come to where another officer and myself have left our previous home. It just wasn’t what it used to be. We continued to let bad flow through the doors and it began to become overwhelming. The HeroTank and GM decided that they didn’t like how I did things apparently, even though all I did was ask people how they died(not in a mean fashion) and tell people they need to avoid certain things….then screamed at my computer. Then of course come here and vent. But a new guild is formed with myself and that other officer who we can call…Witty 4-toes. I believe I’ll write a blog with Witty 4-toes about our new guild so alot of the anonymity will be leaving cause I’m gonna be linking that. Also I’ve been thinking about starting a druid blog. This may or may not be my last post here. Sorry it was a short run…or might be delayed. I hope you enjoyed what little I did angrily write…. I’ll be around.

Knock Knock. Who’s there? YOU’RE A FUCKING IDIOT!

Orphin — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 08:29:43 +0000

Ok so Saturday has come and gone… And fuck was that raid a BLAST. For some reason we couldn’t do Iron Council. So what happens. We call it after 5 attempts. GG Saturday.

Tonight we decided to go back one more time. IC was one shotted no real problems other then one of the girlfriends of one of my good raiders standing on a death rune. TIPPY TOE! TIPPY TOE! Off to Hodir we go. Oh wait nevermind GM wants to go kill the mini bosses by freya for free badges. Ok whatever cool.First elder goes down. NEXT! Ready check…all good… Tank is goin in… I disconnect. FUCK! Lately my internet has being a piece of shit and decides at random times to DC. I get back…miss a Emblem of Conquest. Next boss coming up engage…toss a heal… DC! I get the badge this time. On to Freya and HeroTank decides this is a good time to oped his fuckin trap. He needs to learn its NEVER a good time for him to open his trap. Of course smartest thing out of his mouth is a dick so what comes out is, of course, wrong. I correct him, he disagrees, some one else agrees with me, he shuts up. It’s what makes the world go round…..

FUCK! I forgot something! Ok so theres this priest in our guild who’s holy without Guardian Spirit, Desperate Prayer, or any thing else really useful other then CoH. They instead go deeper into disc. They dont have Inner Focus or once again anything useful. They play as if they are disc but claim they prefer holy. Anyways, we’re doing Freya trash and people are AoE’n and you know Holy priest, Resto druids, Resto shamans all those sorts with aoe heals are healing…..and then this bad holy priest who i’m now calling TheNovaNub starts using Holy Nova. Now I don’t mind that they use it….if its called for…say Auriya on the Guardian Swarm or something of the sort. But TheNovaNub starts using it back by the ranged….and healers at that. Just spamming it. We ask why they are doing it, they respond “Cause I can.” I retort with “Well fucking quit it!”

Back to Freya. Was going ok. Then we failed. It was close to end time so we decided to go do malygos and OS+2. I didn’t go to Maly but I hear that they wiped to the enrage timer….what the fuck?! And then they went to OS+2…And then the Baddie in one of our new recruit ele shamans[BusStop] comes out….in full force…like Liberace flying through the doors of a biker bar in the middle of a rally wearing a rainbow sequin jump suit. I swear the exact words came out of his mouth.
BusStop “Why aren’t killing these drakes?”
[After Sarth down] “So do we just do that for extra badges?”

Needless to say I’m replacing him when he’s not even a week in. Also looking to replace my pedicured Feral Druid[PediPaws]. 1800 dps on a good day is unacceptable.

That’s tonights rant. Fuck yourself.

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Orphin — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 22:41:41 +0000

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Are you fucking RETARDED?!?!

Orphin — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 12:43:59 +0000

Guess what the answer is… I’ll give ya a sec… The answers YES! YES THEY ARE FUCKING RETARDED! Now you’re probably sitting there thinking “What the fuck is this guys problem?” Apparently, it’s retards. Pay attention. Anyways this is mainly a rant bout my raids from Tuesday and Wednesday, Ulduar 25 man and Ulduar 10 man. Now let me start by telling you the my GM is the one in charge of the rosters. And he didn’t get up the next weeks schedule until like Monday afternoon. So, of course, we are short on people on our sign ups. He chalks this up to us needing more people. No we don’t please god no we don’t (We aren’t the top guild on the server so of course we get second rate douche bags). The people that are left on the server are there for a reason. Don’t get me wrong here we got some damn fine players in our guild. But we have a bunch of retards as well. Why am I calling them retarded? Let’s start with Hodir. We all know that you free the NPCs, get their buffs, then basically beat the crap out of him while staying mobile unless by the toasty fire. Well first of all my ranged has a problem with finding who has the thunder storm buff for the extra crit damage. Then to top that off they all like to run around our of range of healers. So I recommended we just spread the range out over the three fires so they can stay still and in range. The following conversation takes place with my Tank lead who’s another officer. We’ll call him HeroTank.
Me “Stand close to the fires so you can stay still but please spread out between the three fires so not to many avalanches fall on us in one spot.”
HeroTank “The singed buff only effects 5 people.”
Me “I know but the toasty fire buff lets them stay still and ignore the stacking DOT.”
HeroTank “No dude it only stacks on 5 people.”
Me (mildly annoyed now) ” Listen to me. I am not talking about the buff to stack on Hodir for the extra 50% spell damage. I’m talking about the toasty fire buff that lets you stay still.”
HeroTank “Noooo it…”
Me (cutting him off) ” No there is two buffs listen to me!”
HeroTank “Oh.”

Now I don’t understand why he didn’t just listen and save me time. In the end they still didn’t do it and we still didn’t kill him. Maybe this Saturday that will change.

Let’s move forward to Ulduar 10. In Ulduar 10 we run two groups group one is suppose to be the “Progression group”. You know the one with the people who are smart and know how to avoid dumb shit while staying alive and keeping high numbers. Group two is normally composed of people who are still core and aren’t fully retarded and pull good but not great numbers(with the exception of like 3 of them). Well this week in group two there was no replenishment and my GM who is a Ret Pally decided that he should go to group two to give them one. This sounds ok and like the right thing to do but at the same time there was a warlock there willing to re-spec to give the group replenishment. But he went anyways which pissed me off cause the week prior he didn’t show to the group that was suppose to be me and him raiding and he fucked our group out of a replenishment. So me and the other healers had to make due and make all mana last which is fine but not easy after the spirit nerf (I play a priest in raids among other classes on my off time). Also the fact that he bailed on us and gave us a rogue who is basically my protege. Ok my protege isn’t bad, hes actually rather good if I do say so myself, but he doesn’t pull numbers like a retadin. Also HeroTank was there. Que the applause! This guys a winner let me tell ya. Womanizer, douche bag, with the hero complex all rolled into one big awesome Tank of Fail. Anyways HeroTank always has to be the Raid Leader no matter what. And if someone else tries to be he’ll do his best to undermine them. Anyways as we’re going through on our way to Iron council one of hunters just runs by the two colossus guys and right to Kologarn. So whats he do he follows. Hes a good little sheep. And we down Kologarn. Afterwards he starts running towards Auriaya. So I ask are we not doing IC? He answers with a ‘well its your fault tone’. “Well some one ran right by it so I figured we’re just going straight.” I respond with some retort of be a good raid leader and go back then. He then goes on some fucking rant I tuned out about how he never said he was the RL and why does he gotta do it. Fast forwarding past the stupid shit that includes him relying on his healer to be in range of intercept so he can get out of overcharge that resulted in him dying then blaming the healer. A pair of boots drop that no one wants, need or greed. So some one ask that if they trade a shard can they have them for RP. I see no issue in this no points are involved no ones gaining or losing anything and its getting used and a guild member is happy. He goes on a rant and says how if we do it in 10 people will want it in 25 blah blah blah fucking blah. That’s where you man the fuck up and say NO jackass! Anyways GM gets involved and ends up saying that doing that IS ok. And HeroTank not wanting to be proved wrong twist his panties all up and throws me ML. Real mature you jack ass. Can you tell I just have the best relationship with HeroTank? Anyways the run continues with him being quiet then trying to be funny a few other people just chillin doing there thing and a few mistakes on Hodir me included. He dies. We call it. To be continued on Monday.

Sorry this basically seemed like a rant about HeroTank but fuck that guy irks me.

It’s not official but there’s been talk about me having a guest poster here from a good friend of mine and a fellow healer in our guild to post here about the raid I don’t attend. Let’s hope that does happen because she’s a great writer and well a complete rager like me at times.

Ranting ensues

Orphin — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 12:45:02 +0000

I’m an Officer in said guild on said server in World of Warcraft. I’m that officer that all guilds have, the one that yells, calls you bad, and tells you ‘You need to learn to play or get out of his guild’. Now you may be thinking right now ‘I don’t have that officer in my guild’. Shut up. You do too he just isn’t holding down his Vent button. Blogs like this are the result of that. I will more then likely just be ranting about people in my guild that are bad and the dumb things they do. Even the dumb things some of my officers do. I’m so called “anonymous” so what the fuck why the hell not right.

Other than being a raging asshole let me tell you a few things. Yes this is a QQ blog so don’t fucking leave me comments telling me to get over it or such and such. If you do you’re probably one of the baddies. What is a baddie? They are that wonderful person in your raid that loves to look deep into the glowing gaze of Kologarn, walk on their tippy toes tracing the “neat” lines of the runes of death, and hugging people with the various bombs of Ulduar. The very same ones that die to frogger in Naxx. Also my grammar isn’t the best so fuck off I’m not here for English lessons. This is meant to be funny and be an outlet for the rage I feel for some of the complete D-bags in my guild.

On that note enjoy. And you’ll be hearing from me quite bit.